" sports day "

 [ "sports day" ]

1: A day at school which you do loads of athletic events!

  * e.g.,  ... i always dominate sports day as i rock at 4x100m 100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, 1500m, triple jump and high jump 

 [ "National Skip Sports’ Practice Day" ]

1: On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

  * e.g.,  ... Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday? Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know? 

 [ "Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day" ]

1: On December 21th Old Sport Gamer 2 must be permanently banned from everywhere and anything

  * e.g.,  ... old-sport-gamer-2: 69 69 funny number big chungus 69 

 [ "super sports day" ]

1: Attending two or more professional sporting events in a single day. Drinking is often observed.

  * e.g.,  ... We're seeing the Nats on Opening Day and the Caps later that night - Super Sports Day!